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Williams Heavy Industries Purchases Bretton Woods Mountain Resort

Thursday, 04 February 2010 08:41

Williams Heavy Industries (WHI) is proud to announce the purchase of Bretton Woods Mountain Resort in northern New Hampshire. "We closed on this property in the nick of time" said WHI C.E.O. Perry S. Williams. "Omni Corporation (the former owner of Bretton Woods) was harassing my employes, who were simply skiing and bicycle riding on the Bretton Woods property; so I decided to buy the entire resort."

The purchase includes the Bretton Woods Grand Hotel, the Alpine and Nordic Ski Areas and various residential holdings. When asked about future plans for the resort, Mr. Williams replied, "We plan on demolishing the Grand Hotel and building a Chemical Processing Facility on the site. That's where the money is these days." When asked if the project would help the Twin Mountain Tax Rate and bring money into the local economy, Williams Replied,"No."

Williams Heavy Industries

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Welcome - Williams Heavy Industries is a family-owned corporation specializing in land development, high impact resource extraction, and the exploitation of indigenous peoples. WilliamsHeavyIndustries.com serves as your best resource for all of your WHI information needs. Stay on top of all the latest WHI news, announcements, and events such as our 'WHI Not?' Symposium. Employees and corporate partners can use the site as a policy reference (read about WHI's newly codified 'Leave No Trace' policy). The site is also your one-stop resource for the lastest industry news from around the world. And of course, visitors and employees alike can take inspiration and pride from reading about WHI's long and ruthlessly profitable history.

So, enjoy your visit and remember that when it comes relentlessly harvesting the plant, animal, mineral, and human resources of this wonderful planet, no multi-national conglomerate dominates like WHI.

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'Stud Hike' This Weekend

The annual wilderness retreat for WHI management is scheduled for this Friday, Saturday and Sunday in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and will include many vigorous, team-building activities. The retreat, which is mandatory for all middle managers, is aptly named 'Stud Hike' because, though WHI has openly promoted the idea of women in management positions, the company has never promoted an actual woman to such a position. The name also draws upon the fact that the managers must overcome a certain degree of trepidation about attending the retreat, given the string of unsolved fatal shootings that have occurred during the event over the past years.

With the middle managers away, WHI CEO Pericles Williams will once again utilize the long weekend to go on an excursion with a few fellow big game hunters.

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