Share Your Thoughts| Share Your Thoughts |
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| Written by Baron von Wolfenberger, Managing Director |
| Wednesday, 21 October 2009 12:24 |
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From the Office of the Director of Communications One of my youngest staffers, a member of that puzzling baby boom generation, recently informed me that, in the 21st century, communicating is now some kind of two-way street and we must try to appear as though we care what ordinary people think. Owing to management's wholesale lack of understanding when it comes to doing some Internet, we have decided to uncharacteristically take the advise of a subordinate. So, at the urging of this staffer who has unknowingly staked his career on the outcome of this unconventional and seemingly pointless proletarian experiment, we warmly invite you to "Share Your Thoughts" with us so that we may appear to assign some degree of importance to your uninformed ramblings. Enjoy.
Note: Satire, sarcasm, indecency, and dissension of any kind are strickly forbidden and will be removed. For employees, any violation is grounds for immediate dismemberment. In accordance with the terms of your Employee Agreement, you will be provided with a modest severance package in which to carry home whichever limb has been severed. |
| Last Updated on Saturday, 10 April 2010 10:49 |